What can I say about the films that came out in 2013 that hasn't already been said? Um, well, there was a disappointing lack of Michael Fassbender's penis this year. Ok, I admit, since I had my kid I haven't made it out to the theater that much. So I really appreciate College Humor's brutally-honest posters to get me up to speed.

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